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Apr 24 '14

helioscentrifuge:

asgardreid:

sextronautt:

we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police

Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.

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Apr 24 '14
the entire show

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Apr 24 '14

plzfuckmywife:

theogblackjesus:

Where’s Migos on the Times top 100 most influential people list???

In between Dave chappelle and the nigga who invented pants

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Apr 24 '14

(Source: northgang)

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Apr 24 '14

almondmilkpapi:

when is tosh.o gonna get canceled and replaced with 30 minutes of worldstar fight comps

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Apr 24 '14

nazerine:

I think it’s hilarious when people criticize minorities for complaining about their oppressors with “hate breeds hate” like yeah lol why do you think they’re mad at you

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Apr 24 '14
almondkitty-tantricdreaminglover:

What an idiot, she is really digging her grave deep. She is playing the “I hang out with (insert poc here) all the time card”

almondkitty-tantricdreaminglover:

What an idiot, she is really digging her grave deep. She is playing the “I hang out with (insert poc here) all the time card”

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Apr 24 '14

ruinedchildhood:

WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THIS EVER

(Source: notintheloop)

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Apr 24 '14

superneutrality:

niggers:

is it really that hard to put “margarine”

SCHRODINGERS BUTTER THOUGH…

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Apr 24 '14

lanadelgayest:

It is 2014 stop this

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Apr 24 '14

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Apr 24 '14
  • buying a roosterteeth shirt: yes hi i'd like to pay 19.95 for an inside joke

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Apr 24 '14

piksies:

are girls still pretending they don’t masturbate?

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Apr 23 '14
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Apr 23 '14

youcantcancelquidditch:

apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music

breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs

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