I Am Calvin, The Alchemist
Here's some stuff about me.
Curiosity killing you?
Ask me something!
My Face
Autobots fighting Megatron
that’s what you get for walking through the band you little shit
This is my most favourite thing ever
I’ve wanted to do this for literally years.
Marching band for the win
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Sir Christopher Lee.
and he was briefly an opera singer, cause he’s that good.
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oh fuck i will be this edgy
you do realize this is just a star… a pentagram is upside down
you do realize that this is a post making fun of that
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I made a post pretending to be new around here but you just can’t pull the wool over some people’s eyes. I learned this the hard way today
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Just heard about this blogging site from Yahoo. Not really sure what it is all about, but thought it’d be worth a shot! Please everyone be kind. I’m new here and could use some direction. Where for instance can I look at blogs
Aw Hun. Go home
That is not very nice. There’s not many nice people. I will bring more friends here and we will outnumber you and be nice.
You have no idea what type of war you’re about to lose.
YAHOO IS AN ASSHOLE. YAHOO NEEDS TO LEAVE TUMBLR THE FUCK ALONE. WE AREN’T NICE PEOPLE. GO AWAY. ~
Does anyone who isn’t dying sad and alone want to join my nice people army.
ok regardless of my opinion of Josh,
this motherfucker just conducted the single best social experiment I’ve ever seen.
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like if Tyler Knott Gregson’s boring ass poetry became street art
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“Bro you’re whipped.”- A short essay on Ultra-Masculinity stereotypes in my daily life.
hey guys, what would you define the people who use the term “whipped”? I get called this all the time because I do what I can to make sure the girl I’m with is comfortable and happy. I like knowing that I can provide for her and help her out the best i can, whether it’s paying for dinner or carrying anything she needs help with. i like helping her! And even that is met with attempted insulting with my guy “friends” talking about how whipped I am. nothing infuriates me more. it’s as if guys are actually forbidden to provide for the girl for once that when they do, it’s a sign of weakness and submission. it’s disgusting. what a fucking double standard, frankly I’m goddamn sick of hearing people call me that. as a male, am i supposed to be cold and selfish in the relationship? (no.) am i supposed to expect my girlfriend to do everything for me while i give nothing in return? (no!) And what’s more interesting to me is that every guy who calls me “whipped” also happens to be single, and have been for quite a while. i see a correlation here. anybody who uses that term on anyone is a piss poor excuse of a man and a coward, in my opinion. Institutionalized masculinity is a pretty big fucking problem that i have to deal with all the time because i wholly support feminism, so it enrages me even more when i’m seen as weak for it. Honestly this isn’t even doing my rage any justice, due to the fact that I just genuinely can’t convey how goddamn stupid of a phrase it isin the first place.
what is it about our society that we have to think of an insult for a guy who likes making their significant other happy? shouldn’t people be glad to see me caring for a girl? would you rather me hit her? or ignore her? of fucking course not, that’s monstrous. So why the fuck is my empathy and love met with mockery from my friends?! They should be proud of me for making sure I’m good to those i love! they should be glad that I care so much about another person! but no. i’m a “bitch” “a pussy”. Im “whipped”.
if being whipped means doing everything in my power to ensure that the person I love is happy with me, then you’re goddamn right I’m whipped.
and fuck you for trying to make me feel bad for it.
