Call Me Calvin, The Alchemist
Here's some stuff about me.
Curiosity killing you?
Ask me something!
Autobots fighting Megatron
Braille subdermal implants.
Directly translates to, “No sky no earth but still snowflakes fall”
this is only cool if you’re blind and/or can read braille.
no exceptions.
Kennedy on the phone:
“Ok next question….’what community service or volunteer work have you done during high school?’….it was court ordered but I’m going to leave that out and just say I did it.”
god no, a sexual test. hey get on skype or something i need your help.
OMG LIKE A SCHOOL TEST? LIKE A TEST FOR SCHOOL? OMGGGGGG.
↵ had sex in a gas station bathroom
got you beat. next to a dumpster.
and outside of a bathroom.
(Source: clavid)
A conversation about marriage (with some classmates)
Classmate #1: Like, I’m okay with gay people wanting to be with each other. But marriage should be between a guy and a girl.
Classmate #2: I don’t even want to see it. Like, it’s nasty.
Me: Oh my god! I know! My neighbor was talking about how he and his Jewish girlfriend wanna get married and I was like “Why should you two be allowed to get married?” in my head. I mean, why would they think it was okay for a Christian and a Jew to get married. Disgusting.
Classmates:….
Me: And let me tell you about this other couple I saw making out at the mall. It was nasty. The boy was white and the girl was black. Can you believe that? Two people of different races being together? That’s just wrong.
Classmate #2: What the hell is wrong with you? So what if they want to be together?
Classmate #1: Yeah, there isn’t anything wrong with it.
Me: Are you kidding me? It’s completely wrong.There is only one kind of marriage that is okay. And that is between a man and a woman of the same race, religious background, with the same income level and from the same place. We wouldn’t want kids to think that diversity is okay. God wouldn’t appreciate these people ruining the sanctity of marriage.
Classmate #1: Why are you even in this conversation? God loves everyone.
Me: What? So you’re telling me that God doesn’t care who you marry, because he loves everyone?
Classmate #1: Yeah…
Me: Does he love animals, too?
Classmate #1: He loves human and animals and living creatures all around.
Me: Whoa. That just blew my mind. Well it is a good thing that gay people can’t get married then. Because everyone knows that gay people aren’t human, or living for that matter. Haha.
Classmate #1:….
Me: Go choke on a dick you stupid prick.Some people are so ignorant.
this is a really cool form of the argument. i really like the cleverness.
but i can almost promise you that this scenario is fabricated from the OP.
(Source: mizrandom)
really evan
ten. hours.
"People say, “I’m going to sleep now”, as if it were nothing. But it’s really a bizarre activity. “For the next several hours, while the sun is gone, I’m going to become unconscious, temporarily losing command over everything I know and understand. When the sun returns, I will resume my life”."
George Carlin. (via fashion-dolls)
(Source: ruineshumaines)
Forcing myself to finally give this show a chance. What I’ve seen so far:
- LOL Look at me I am cute but SOCIALLY AWKWARD!
- SEE I’M NERDY AND AWKWARD. HERE IS A REFERENCE TO SOMETHING NERDY
- I’m wearing BIG BLACK GLASSES CAUSE I’M SOCIALLY INEPT LOOK AT ME
- Look at me saying something RANDUM AND AWKWARD
XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
yes. good. more people dislike her.
