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Apr 18 '14
OFF! - Wiped Out (OFF!)

black-coffee-bonus-cup:

OFF! - Wiped Out

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Apr 18 '14

luvbum NOT THE POINT.

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Apr 18 '14

somebody needs to send me a link to a site that sells t shirts that don’t suck.

i need t shirts that don’t suck.

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Apr 18 '14

Levi The Poet probably has wet dreams about Listener.

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Apr 18 '14
Listener - Wooden Heart (Wooden Heart)

oceanghosts:

Wooden Heart - Listener

My throat, it still tastes like house fire and salt water
I wear this tide like loose skin, come on and rock me to sea
If we hold on tight we’ll hold each other together
And not just be some fools rushing to die in our sleep
While these machines will rust, I promise, but we’ll still be electric
Shocking each other back to life
Your hand in mine
My fingers and your veins connected 
Our bones grown together in time
Our hands entwine and my fingers and your veins connect
And our spines grown stronger inside
'Cause I know that our church is all made out of shipwrecks
From every hull these rocks have claimed
But we pick ourselves up, try and grow better with this change
So come on and let’s wash each other with tears of joy and tears of grief
And fold our lives like crashing waves and run upon this beach
Come on and sew us together, we’re just some tattered rags stained forever

We only have what we remember

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Apr 17 '14

vinebox:

IM WEAK

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Apr 17 '14

vinebox:

This dude really made his own vine as well

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Apr 16 '14

madeupmonkeyshit:

black people at work

(Source: 2000ish)

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Apr 16 '14

catt-crossing:

rachelhaimowitz:

THERE IS NOTHING UNFORTUNATE ABOUT THESE

ELF STORAGE 

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

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Apr 16 '14
incredible-kush:

Paying homage to the Wu-Tang clan this 4/20 with the fully smokeable raw wu joint

like yeah okay cool or whatever but like how the fuck are you supposed to smoke that shit this is ridiculous come on.

incredible-kush:

Paying homage to the Wu-Tang clan this 4/20 with the fully smokeable raw wu joint

like yeah okay cool or whatever but like how the fuck are you supposed to smoke that shit this is ridiculous come on.

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Apr 16 '14
bigmetalflame:

the-tommohawk:

getsnarly:

can’t reblog this fast enough.

THANK YOU

Fucking hate this shit.

bigmetalflame:

the-tommohawk:

getsnarly:

can’t reblog this fast enough.

THANK YOU

Fucking hate this shit.

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Apr 16 '14

bowtiesandbatman:

If you don’t like Monty Python you’re wrong

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Apr 16 '14
benfoldsone:

okaysizedbangtheory:

you done it

congration

benfoldsone:

okaysizedbangtheory:

you done it

congration

(Source: stevesfriend)

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Apr 16 '14

(Source: memewhore)

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Apr 15 '14
menstruate:


welcome to the real world asshole

menstruate:

welcome to the real world asshole

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

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