we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police
Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.
Where’s Migos on the Times top 100 most influential people list???
In between Dave chappelle and the nigga who invented pants
when is tosh.o gonna get canceled and replaced with 30 minutes of worldstar fight comps
I think it’s hilarious when people criticize minorities for complaining about their oppressors with “hate breeds hate” like yeah lol why do you think they’re mad at you
are girls still pretending they don’t masturbate?
apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music
breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs