Call Me Calvin, The Alchemist

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hello new followers,  just a little bit about me

• i am Calvin Kennedy Cochran
• i am currently in a relationship
• i am a Misfit (Mr. Fantastic)
• i live in beautiful Louisville, Kentucky.
• i’ve been acting since i was 10.
• i’m actually a feminist (no not what you’re probably thinking).
• i’m a damn dirty militant liberal
• i have an obsession with masks
• i’ve read the zombie survival guide over 40 times.
• my comic book collection is getting out of hand.
• i am absolutely terrified of whales.
• i only trust one person on this planet, my sister.
• i’m 17.
• Intellect is extremely important to me
• apparently people seem to like me.
• i model myself after Tyler Durden.
• i either love it, or hate it.
• i have the best family ever.
• i’m very sarcastic.
• Taylor and Cameron are the closest friends i have.
• if i post things on here that you may not like, i’m sorry in advance.
• i am straight.
• i am a guy, who is not trans gender nor was ever a girl.
• i advocate gay rights.
• religion is a joke that ruins lives and i will not discuss it further.
• i really love meeting people on this site.
• i have a massive weakness for redheads. you’ll know if you follow me.
• i make costumes for fun.
• i feel like it’s such a cop out to talk about music on these things. just know that my tastes are vast and colorful.
• i think most people just suck.
• I am extremely interested in Norwegian culture and Nordic mythos. 
• i write more plays and sketches than anything else
• i find class and intellect sexy. very very sexy.
• I am a ‘Google rap’ hip hop artist. and i take it seriously.
• Doomtree.
• I’m an ordained minister.and an avid atheist.
• i study demonology in my off time alone in my room.
• i have an actual fascination with the universe, not just the shitty trendy “love” for it.
• i am determined to meet Astronautalis, and P.O.S
• i don’t put up with overly PC hipster bullshit.
• forever a fuck you jamjars blog.
• I will post my opinion and whatever else I want to say on here because this is my personal blog and i feel i have the right to say whatever whenever. if you unfollow because of it. good.

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